The Tape Worm Diet

I am sure you have known someone who has been eating like a pig, feeling fatigued and losing tons of weight. They probably have a tape worm.

It really isn't that uncommon. Ok most people will think for one second about having a parasitic worm living inside their intestinal tract and decide against it, but others will transfixed by the fact taht tape worms cause "severe weight loss".

If you search the internet you are going to find mixed reviews about this form of weight loss. On one hand you have the parasite living in side you possibly laying eggs and infecting your nervous system.

This would result in things like dementia and seizures, small price to pay right. Because imagine this: eat whatever you want whenever you want and like a magic portal to another dimension the worm transports all the food somewhere else.

It really isn't magic the worm is just eating it, growing inside your intestines. Yes soon he will be up to three feet long, and then he will have to start shedding periodically to keep healthy.

This is good for you too, because that way when you see bits of worm in your excrement you will remember "oh yeah I swallowed a parasite". Funny thing is people have been practicing the tape worm diet for a long time now.

Goes to show you that women will be obsessed with their shape no matter what era you live in. This diet is a convenient way to pass all the weight to a parasitic worm.

And hey, if Pary (the worm) wants to become a morbidly obese a social outcast in the parasitic worm society, so be it it's not your problem. Except for in a why it will reflect on you.

It is like having a bad roommate. At first you don't mind sharing your food, but the next minute they are trying to lay eggs in your internal organs and whispering things like "I wish I could just live in your skin for one day".

Some crazy people will try to tell you that people have had worms all throughout history and that are bodies are not adapted or evolved enough to go along without one. This is as much garbage growcho or whatever that green Muppet is called.

Honestly I have an inherit prejudice against tape worms. So you can't take my opinion without weighing some bias to it, because frankly I just plain don't like worms.

Imagine if you had a prejudice against something, now imagine that something or possibly someone (perhaps a bad roommate) is suddenly living inside your body. You could see how that might be a bit disconcerting.

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