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There are two types of consequences that come along with the both smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol, they are the immediate and the long term. The immediate consequences of smoking may include a brief euphoric buzz on account of slight asphyxiation and viscous chemicals filling your lungs, and maybe a heightened appeal to a very low level scuzzy crowd, probably Goths.
The immediate consequences of alcohol can include an ignorant sense of wellbeing, increased level of attractiveness in everyone around you, possible anger or emotional outburst, and lastly it may cause you to pass out. Now becoming a stumbling idiot sucking down sin sticks probably won't kill you, that is, not immediately.
The long term consequences of these two leisurely hobbies are much more severe than slowed cognitive functioning and looking like a Goth. Let's start with the alcohol, because it has much less horrible consequences than the smoking.
Alcohol is a great way to turn your brain into mushy cream soda fizz. You see when you drink alcohol there is a chemical that actually stimulates your neural inhibitors.
Usually these inhibitors keep you from beating people up or engaging in promiscuous sex, but unfortunately when drunk these inhibitors are out the window, meaning you are basically as much of an animal as you can possibly become. That is not the bad part, the bad part is when you constantly and habitually stimulate these inhibitors through alcohol consumption you eventually kill them off completely.
Thus, taking your temporary animalistic pleasures and transforming you into a real animal, just like Pinocchio on Pleasure Island. Don't worry kids, this takes at least two years of drinking.
However, that doesn't mean you should drink for a year and a half then stop, because even that is going to probably give you some kidney stones and rupture your liver. If you see a friend drinking alcohol smack it out of their hand.
If they respond by doing anything besides laughing they are not your friend. Now time to talk about long term consequences of cigarettes.
Yeah sure, you can point out some people that have smoked their entire life and all they have is some crackly smokers voice, they are lucky. But guess what, even though they are alive there is still something sickeningly frightening inside their head, and that is a bunch of grimy tar.
Most people who become addicted to smoking generally die from lung cancer. And if they don't then their skulls are filled with tar.
Yes it truly is disgusting. If you want to have nightmares about smoking, and you do, then look up smoker's brain in Google image that should scare you away from smoking those dang sin sticks. Destry Masterson is an author who has written hundreds of articles. She publishes articles for http://www.nordictrack.com and recommends them for treadmills.
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